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That Demotivational Poster


THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin.


TAGS: september challenge oh hair sorry about that
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Bunny

:3 - September 7, 2009, 10:54 pm
lol pretty funny... not the best but alright
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 12:12 pm
I think I've seen this pic before.
Hypercat-Z - September 6, 2009, 6:51 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA... And thank you for the ispiration!
aaa - September 4, 2009, 2:01 pm
I thought no pubic hare couldn't be shown here. No wait...... Nevermind.... .
culos - September 4, 2009, 2:00 pm
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect!
BoneCD - September 4, 2009, 11:30 am
Love it, 5 pubic hareballs here!
Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 9:29 am
Amsome! 5 badly groomed lions
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:28 am
Right? I almost clicked reject on accident 'cause I was laughing so much, separate those b***ons a little more for me, M? LOL!
motifake - September 4, 2009, 9:27 am

FULL of WIN, 5L for you!
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:17 am
Made me laugh. Makes approving so much easier!


Breakfast -


TAGS: take that swansons
Rating: 4.74/5

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:09 pm

NEENER NEENER
GaryO - May 22, 2013, 9:24 am
Now THAT’S a lunchable! Man, I hated having pack my Dad’s big ol’ whiskey bottle to school….matter of fact, I think he may have hated it too. 5L
maoworks2 - May 22, 2013, 8:25 am
Loking Good I'll Have 6 To Go .
MashiMashi - May 21, 2013, 8:53 pm
Imma need some oatmeal


NEWS ORGANIZATIONS - making sure you get nothing but the truth


TAGS: all the news that s fit
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Airman

otakugiant - July 14, 2010, 11:58 am
someone needs to educate those people! after all, if theyre going to get kidnapped anyway, shouldnt they at least know what theyre using to keep them hostage?
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 6:09 pm
5 Valiant Bangs :)
Jmac0585 - February 22, 2010, 6:06 pm
That's about right.


JOSEF FRITZL - An animal. A monster. A DIY hero.


TAGS: he built that dungeon without his wife noticing
Rating: 2.95/5

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agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:29 am
I loved him in Space Cowboys!!!


IT WAS THAT GUY - He let the dogs out !


TAGS: that guy let dogs out
Rating: 4.74/5

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Budog - March 26, 2012, 3:33 pm
The dogs seem well cared for to me. There is a good chance this guy raises and trains Service Dogs. Golden Retrievers make fantastic Service Dogs...
spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:25 am
f*** THAT GUY *grabs sh**gun*
Budog - March 23, 2012, 10:59 pm
that these dogs are neglected, malnourished or abused.In fact the guy is taking them out to play in the snow...
tellitlikeitis - March 22, 2012, 9:46 pm
Not too sure if should call the Humane Society or not? I wish I had a place to house all those beautiful creatures.
Reality Lord - March 22, 2012, 5:40 pm

lolz :)
GaryO - March 22, 2012, 9:50 am
N-I-C-E
mariand - March 22, 2012, 7:03 am
lol... dude, looks like you!


SO, LONE STAR, - Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.


TAGS: take that any episode of star wars
Rating: 3.75/5

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ipaprime - February 23, 2012, 2:32 am
Shut Up and chew your gum
CpnKangaroo - March 10, 2010, 8:00 pm
Why didn't anybody tell me my a** was so big?!?
culos - March 10, 2010, 5:31 pm
Did you call me Matt?
Fatt Matt - March 10, 2010, 4:56 pm
Only one man would dare give me the raspberry.
R.S.Jake - March 10, 2010, 12:05 pm
I hate it when my Schwartz gets twisted.
CANADA - March 10, 2010, 1:14 am
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine
Anonymous2 - March 9, 2010, 11:47 pm
Now say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean the ones in the Winnebago.


FOR SCIENCE!!! - Worth giving up your sanity for.




INBREEDING - What happens when your gene pool is the size of a parking lot puddle.




PREDATOR DRONE -




determination -


TAGS: there is a fat nsa agent licking his lips at that pizza right now
Rating: 4.93/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 2:24 am
Oh, good God man! Oh, my *gruph* I'm gonna be sick.


FACTS OF LIFE -


TAGS: that wasnt so tough
Rating: 4.87/5

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spacedog - October 19, 2010, 9:43 pm
LOL!
hootizz - October 19, 2010, 4:36 am
'effing brilliant'..!! this is quite simply a masterpiece..!! 5 Baloney Sammiches...
Reality Lord - October 18, 2010, 7:28 pm

dude i gotta start checking the submitters name before taking a swig on the beer. d***! monitor is totally covered in nose beer...again. awesome!!!!


ONE WEEKEND A MONTH - My ass


TAGS: be all that you can be
Rating: 4.68/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2014, 11:43 am
Guy on the right is popping an a**ault rifle! :-o
Airman - September 24, 2010, 3:43 pm
good RL.. laughing is good
Reality Lord - September 24, 2010, 1:20 pm

5L dude...and i got a good laugh!


VALHALLA -


TAGS: so that means the valkyries are
Rating: 3.24/5

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agdaniele - November 20, 2009, 9:01 pm
To the victor goes the ***ioca pudding!
spacedog - November 20, 2009, 7:24 pm
Go for the kill Edna!


TUGGER -


TAGS: thats my boy
Rating: 4.28/5

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GaryO - October 29, 2013, 7:53 pm
And you were doing so well……in places. This is not one of them. (but I did laugh, kinda)
demon001 - October 27, 2013, 10:34 pm
Are you kidding? I'm so cool you could keep a side of beef in me!
M0rd3kaI - July 13, 2012, 7:54 pm
I actually had you?? that's enough to count as a 'maybe'... now, where is the rat poison or my .22, I'll be the next Tugger (The ***ual innuendos that go through my head...) come hell or high water!! HAHAAA! MonkeyLOVE!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 13, 2012, 1:34 pm
amen
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 13, 2012, 1:33 pm
You had me until "not n****".....Stop trying to be Tugger, there is only one Tugger, I shall have no other Tuggers before Tugger.
M0rd3kaI - July 13, 2012, 12:36 pm
I do all the same AND I'm a jivin monkey with better sunglasses and not n****........ screw it, just can't compare...
M0rd3kaI - July 13, 2012, 12:36 pm
I read that wrong... "I'll throw a brick at you"... I'm sorry...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 10, 2012, 8:34 pm
*the
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 10, 2012, 8:30 pm
I forgot to mention that he is a very confused 126 year old virgin dog. Upon encountering a female he just licks them.....kinda like me on thew bus.
GaryO - July 10, 2012, 7:43 pm
WOOF! Tugger, you magnificent greybeard. I’m lappin’ a beer in yer honor right now. May the bipeds be kind and the hinies be plentiful. Cheers….bottoms up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 10, 2012, 6:20 pm
If you come to my place I'll throw a stick for you.
steve1961 - July 10, 2012, 6:09 pm
I love this. I must be cool too because I have all those qualities as well ;)


OH MY GOD!!! - Its that dreaded beast from South America! The Chupasofa!!!




WHEN I WAS YOUNG -


TAGS: take that grandma
Rating: 4.92/5

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holymoly - May 22, 2012, 1:40 pm
I like this one.......... Every time I see it #141678


VIOLENCE -


TAGS: that ll stop it
Rating: 4.31/5

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C'pn Kangaroo - December 31, 2009, 1:33 pm
Hiroshima and Nagasaki know exactly what you're talking about.
phydeaux - December 31, 2009, 1:17 pm
Wow...I should drink more coffee before I post...PURE dangit..
phydeaux - December 31, 2009, 1:16 pm
Puer violence has solved more issues than anything else in history. Ask the Tsar's, the dodo and Hitler if you doubt...5L again for the Airman!
Bovee - December 31, 2009, 12:32 pm
I will drop 5 lions on this one.


WRASTLING -


TAGS: thats not real wrastling
Rating: 4.8/5

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Thunderstrike - September 8, 2012, 9:30 pm
You know, that kid does sort of look like Harley Race.
Feasibly - May 23, 2011, 7:52 pm
lol...5 full nelson's!


PSYCHOLOGY -


TAGS: psychology assignment we get that sinking feeling when youre around
Rating: 4.08/5

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Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 2:07 pm
B E A UTIFUL! 5Titanic L's 4 U!


CAPTAIN OBVIOUS -


TAGS: thanks for that capn
Rating: 4.53/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 9:55 am
Capn B, that one was too easy...5LOL's just the same though!


105,426 -


TAGS: dont you just hate when that happens
Rating: 4.47/5

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Cubbybear - June 18, 2010, 5:07 pm
George poor dude...5/5


HERCULES, HERCULES -


TAGS: pilots thats my girl
Rating: 5/5

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luddy - December 15, 2010, 8:52 pm
thats most likely the funniest thing iv read in months.
andnowforme0 - November 10, 2010, 11:48 pm
lol silly fighter jocks think they're better than a bomber that has enough bombs to destroy a nation in one flight.
jameswnash - September 13, 2010, 10:07 pm
sweet! 5 nautical miles for you
Derek - September 13, 2010, 7:53 pm
Heheh, yep and 4x as long in the air (pointing to watch)
DLM4 - September 13, 2010, 6:58 pm
very awesome, 5L
Faceplant31 - September 13, 2010, 6:13 pm
5L air!


EPIC GOTH FAIL! - No normal goth should look like that! How can her parents live with that! And is she trying to be a bunny rabbit . . . cos it ain't working!!!


TAGS: ima goth and there is no way i would ever wear my makeup like that
Rating: 1.29/5

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archpope - June 27, 2011, 4:34 am
Epic Taxonomy Fail! Those are cat ears.
princeInsomnia - December 11, 2010, 6:54 pm
actually it's an epic visual kei fail


IN - CRINGE - MENT - The act of looking out the back door to see how the children are doing. Usually followed by HOLY @#$%!!!


TAGS: quit having all that fun dammit
Rating: 4.47/5

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SteveFurlong - April 1, 2012, 10:05 pm
I think I'd be ok with it, if the legs are firmly embedded in the ground and there were a good seatbelt so the kid couldn't possibly fall off (which there isn't now). Then swing away. And, er, don't stand underneath in case of puke.
Feasibly - April 1, 2012, 9:59 pm
The thought of smacking them in the head is disturbing and idiotic in itself. I'd feel more inclined to disassemble the swing instead.
SteveFurlong - April 1, 2012, 8:44 pm
Yikes! The parent in me wants to run up and grab idiot number 1 before she falls on her head, then smack all three in the head for being idiots.
Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 5:16 pm
Love it!


BEING - To the world you're just one person, but to one person you're the world.


TAGS: remember that you matter
Rating: 4.14/5

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Sean - April 5, 2010, 8:46 pm
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Even his ***eworm is just not that into him. (Yes I admit it. I logged in just for that. Good night.)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 5, 2010, 12:08 pm
What? *sniff....waaaaaaa, why don't you love me Norman?
Sean - April 5, 2010, 12:06 pm
But my point is that we both know that even he has other, outside, interests.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 5, 2010, 12:03 pm
My ***eworm loves me....I'm making him Chili.
Sean - April 5, 2010, 11:59 am
Hell, some people aren't even the whole world to the ***eworm they picked up while away on holidays.
Sean - April 5, 2010, 11:57 am
If not, then Wiceman must be giving us the stalker's point of view.
Sean - April 5, 2010, 11:55 am
that fat broad knocked up or something?
Sean - April 5, 2010, 11:55 am
This is exactly the kind of pretentious crap that all of my pretentious crap is designed to parody. And now Moooooooooooo may stop spitting on the elderly ... leaving me out there all alone to do what must be done. And I don't even get this one. Is ...
DreMagnum - April 5, 2010, 10:48 am
NO, THIS IS NOT OK. If this was motivate.com, i would love this, but its not, now i feel all important and ****. GOD d*** YOU WICEMAN
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 5, 2010, 8:37 am
This is the opposite of "demotivational"...I may not even spit at the elderly today....WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!


MANAGEMENT VS ENGINEERING -


TAGS: didn t see that coming did you
Rating: 4.48/5

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animeenthusiast - March 17, 2010, 12:52 am
Beautiful.


LIBRARIANS - One time I was in Chicago, perusing their local library. I wanted to rent a book, but the librarian said I needed proof I was a resident of Chicago. So I stabbed him.


TAGS: is that enough proof
Rating: 4.82/5

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NumberXIII - January 27, 2012, 2:09 pm
Thanks! I'm glad I could actually impress a mod! :D
Verdeckt - January 26, 2012, 4:25 am
I like...


EARTH'S BEAUTY - enhanced with complimentary high explosives


TAGS: i ll drink to that
Rating: 4.55/5

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TOYOTA - Just like the vehicles, the jokes are not stopping.


TAGS: toyota bet that cash for clunkers seemed like a good idea now ja****ses
Rating: 3.8/5

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Derek - March 11, 2010, 1:11 am
Looks like you found a solution there though
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 10:58 pm
Truth


CHEESE WHIZ - Because peanut butter gets boring after a while. Right, Sparky? *zzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppp*


TAGS: dog efff that canada tribute
Rating: 4.29/5

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premiumgrade - January 14, 2014, 9:12 pm
Don't sweat it Bartimaeus. Cheese is cheese to the pup unless he's a contributor to Cheese Connoisseur magazine. 5Lions. Good work.
Bartimaeus - May 20, 2011, 5:41 am
Dear God...How could I have made such a horrible mistake. I apologize for all the lives I've ruined and especially to you, good sir...though you didn't have one to begin with.
cheesewhiz - May 18, 2011, 11:52 am
Fail! Easy Cheese is NOT Cheese Whiz. Look at the actual can and the fact that it says "Easy Cheese". Like I said, FAIL!
crankyhead - July 27, 2010, 12:16 am
zzzip hahahahhaha
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 11:47 pm
It's bacooooooon!
Bartimaeus - July 26, 2010, 2:05 pm
zzzzzziiiiiiipppppp
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2010, 2:03 pm
It's not just you.....but it is you in the pic right?.......don't lie.
Bartimaeus - July 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sure thing, Moo+. I'm glad you like it. I mean, is it just me, or does it look like this guy is thinking EXACTLY what's on this poster?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2010, 1:42 pm
Well done Bart. Don't forget to post it to the forum. 5L


CEREAL KILLERS -


TAGS: this one goes out to all you spelling nazis out there that don t understand a good joke when they read one
Rating: 3.23/5

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MO - October 10, 2009, 11:28 pm
Me? I like the sticky puns.....mmmmmm
Claire - October 10, 2009, 11:01 pm
I love the puns. 5
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 10:16 pm
thanks guys...it's beer time!
Chopperliscious - June 5, 2009, 10:02 pm
Nice play on words and concepts. 5.
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 9:57 pm
This is a great work of original motifake art, boosted by it's simplicity.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 9:51 pm
Mucho thanks moooooooooooooooooooooo
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2009, 8:11 pm
I thought it was pretty good.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 6:56 pm
Don't expect everyone to get it...sorry you feel that way
D00D - June 5, 2009, 6:40 pm
extreme fail


CUSTOMER SERVICE -




SAGE ADVICE - Sometimes it will keep you from being roasted alive


TAGS: ya here that timmy
Rating: 4.75/5

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John R - September 24, 2010, 7:22 am
"It's quiet... TOO QUIET" LOL *War Drums*


DEMON HORSE OF DENVER - This is what you first see landing in Denver International Airport. I mean we know the Broncos suck and all but really?


TAGS: i mean whats up with that whats up with that whats up whats up whats up with that
Rating: 3.67/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:37 pm
This is what happens when people can not tell the difference between shocking and profound.
rob112278 - May 18, 2010, 10:05 pm
Sucks??!! When did Raider fans start making these things.
Airman - May 18, 2010, 2:43 pm
it gets your attention coming to the terminal. The eyes glow red at night. The artist who created it was killed when part of it fell on him during it's creation. it's horrible


ATLATL - A stick used to throw another stick further then you could throw the stick without the other stick


TAGS: say that 10 times fast
Rating: 4.28/5

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IllicoPresto - November 7, 2010, 1:39 am
Excellent! My kind of humor. 5 sticks
Derek - November 7, 2010, 12:42 am
a.k.a. woomera


FATT MATT - And his never-before-seen application photo for Chippendales. Chris Farley would be proud!


TAGS: has anyone seen that saturday night live sketch with the chris farley strip show thing that was hilarious
Rating: 3.93/5

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brettieh - August 1, 2012, 5:05 am
I like the gun pointed at his head..lol
ICEMAN - April 7, 2010, 11:52 pm
Something tells me there is a man bra in your future.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 6:22 pm
Matt, you look awesome! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise! We love you! :D
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 6:04 pm
Yeah, that helps.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:57 pm
Just try to think of me as Chunk and not THIS guy...
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:48 pm
I'm gonna try to forget I read that...
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:44 pm
Can't really blame him. no telling what else he had to watch before or after this pic was taken.
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:34 pm
The guy in the poster doesn't like you so much Matt.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:02 pm
Farley was the man...


I'M NOT CHEATING! - I'm just looking for simple solutions to complex problems.


TAGS: rubiks cube easy way out bet you wish youd thought of that
Rating: 3.59/5

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rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:05 pm

Have you seen the 2010 version? electronic
MrBlack - March 15, 2010, 10:00 pm
Funny, I broke mine apart then reassembled it. Though I remember the instructions havin things like "move this square from top right to bottom left of the top side without disturbin any of the other sides". Wtf? Batman couldn't solve that riddle.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 12:32 pm
Well done, BoR.... indeed.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 12:03 pm
Once again, Ron triumphs over the most complex problems with his artistic abilities. Well done BoR.


BE YOURSELF - “I'm criticized all over the world for wearing a toupee. So let's let this serve the world as notice that it's my hair. It may not be pretty, but it's me.” Donald Trump




CONUNDRUM -


TAGS: mime forest probably not all that original
Rating: 3.33/5

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Zed - November 7, 2009, 9:48 pm
Just listen for the quiet zones.
Haarakkon - November 7, 2009, 9:47 pm
I went big game hunting in the mime forest, but it was kinda tough to stalk.
agdaniele - November 7, 2009, 1:06 am
Heh heh... Sean hates the french.


HELEN OF TROY -


TAGS: the cow that launched a thousand ships
Rating: 3.3/5

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CANADA - November 8, 2009, 4:40 pm
the frenchies are very far north!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2009, 2:48 pm
they're probably Frenchmen from up north....Their opinion doesn't matter.
BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 2:43 pm
Apparently Moo+, your fellow Manitobans fail to have your splendid sense of humor
BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 1:32 pm
*en=eh
BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 1:31 pm
I was just providing a forum for those nice blue ballet slippers...plus cows are easy to find on the interwebs, en!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2009, 12:16 pm
Et Tu? Bone Et Tu?.....How come everyone's picking on me?, I've never said a negative word to any of you guys.....Waaaaaa Waaaaaa.5


even Hitler -


TAGS: where does that leave you
Rating: 4.71/5

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Iconoclast - August 13, 2014, 12:45 pm
Yeah. He loved her to death.


ONWARD! -


TAGS: sally forth tally ho and all that rot charge boldly into adversity
Rating: 4.67/5

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Bolverk633 - October 4, 2014, 9:39 am
Evolution!! – Back to the water!!


SHREKS TOOTHBRUSH -


TAGS: thats massive like your girlfriend
Rating: 4.04/5

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Grimgravy - April 15, 2011, 4:15 am
I cringe at the thought of what that brush is really used for.
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:53 pm
Cute one CBaked.


UNLUCKEH -


TAGS: how awkward is that
Rating: 4.89/5

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CaptainBaked - June 3, 2011, 6:36 pm
I think its a type of watch...
Reality Lord - June 3, 2011, 4:00 pm

wait...what?
rerun - June 2, 2011, 9:28 pm

you know the tag on your mattress? When you rip those off the mattress you become a tag rapist
Reality Lord - June 2, 2011, 9:19 pm

watsa tag rapist?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 2, 2011, 1:09 pm
5....But stop being a tag rapist, I've told you this before.


APRONS - not really needed with jeans and a t-shirt


TAGS: things that go away
Rating: 4.68/5

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Bob D. Sailor - March 9, 2010, 7:47 pm
5L for a heart touching memories.
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 6:56 pm
d*** you Airman!! "sniff" I need to call my Nana now. 5L


MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: motifake it s like that wytch
Rating: 4.48/5

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ArturiusMaxwell - August 31, 2011, 8:26 am
Yeah, until what your doing attracts the attention of everyone you work with, while they watch you surfing Motifake and then become registered members... Making Motifake the stuff needing done! True story


CHASTITY -




ROCKS -


TAGS: b***erteeth that is a deal breaker
Rating: 4.36/5

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jackripper - August 18, 2010, 10:18 am
I think she has been smoking a few of those rocks, not chewing on them
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 10:01 pm
LOL!!!


TRYING - Is the first step to failure.


TAGS: thats going to leave a mark
Rating: 4.12/5

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Iconoclast - August 24, 2010, 9:19 pm
But, TRYING is also the first step to success. If you try, you may fail. If you fail to try, you will never succeed.
crankyhead - August 24, 2010, 9:16 pm
nice poster AA
pzykosiz - August 24, 2010, 8:56 pm
an old one, but a good one, 5L's
spacedog - August 24, 2010, 7:02 pm
HA! Nice one. Good thing he's wearing a helmet or he might have messed his hair up. 5L
Faceplant31 - August 24, 2010, 6:57 pm
Looks familiar. 5L


VISITING - When we have company, they usually don't overstay their welcome.




CHILDREN - Don't make them when you are drunk.


TAGS: oh man that is brutal
Rating: 3/5

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Mr. Shiny - May 7, 2010, 3:11 pm
This is an eerie poster...don't know if I like it or not. I don't hate it, but...I just don't know.
Faceplant31 - May 7, 2010, 1:50 pm
Not smashin you dead just not a personal fan of this, shopped or not.
R.S.Jake - May 7, 2010, 1:49 pm
Dang, I'm late, I wanted to be the first to comment. Deadrasin, enough with the personal ph**os already! We don't want to see you as a kid! Also, I liked the kid in the background, passed out.
deadraisin - May 7, 2010, 1:43 pm
It is actually a normal kid that has been ph**o shopped.
Faceplant31 - May 7, 2010, 1:40 pm
1L cuz im not a fan of making fun of the kiddos with disabilities, call me what you want but as a parent i would not be all to happy with this. Just my opinion


YEA BOY!!!!! - THAT'S MY JAM


TAGS: thats my jam
Rating: 2.37/5

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LogicDude - May 19, 2009, 2:03 pm
I wouldn't **** you Poopy...wait, yes I would - DUH, you're poop - but not in this case. You're right though - and why not Blue Cheese?
Poopalicious - May 19, 2009, 12:45 pm
You're ****tin me right? Eat someone's a** w/jelly or syrup? Why call it that? If it's called a tossed salad, shouldn't ya use some ranch dressing or a little vinaigrette instead? YUK!!!!
Mr. Shiny - March 29, 2009, 7:45 pm
lol
LogicDude - November 11, 2008, 5:28 pm
Teacher: You got a D Jimmy...you know what that means! Jimmy: Nooooooo!!! I don't wanna toss a salad!!! Ima learn to read! Ima leaaaarrrrrnnn!
LogicDude - November 11, 2008, 5:27 pm
You've got to hear Chris Rock talk about it - hilarious!!! "We don't need prayer in school, we need the Tossed Salad Man!"
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 11, 2008, 4:37 pm
I never heard of the jelly or syrup part. Maybe someone was just being nice to you.
LogicDude - November 11, 2008, 4:31 pm
Toss a salad: to eat someone's a** with either jelly or syrup.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 11, 2008, 4:27 pm
Oh h** d***, this is my jam, keep me partyin' till the A.M. Y'all don't understand...
captcoke - November 11, 2008, 4:01 pm
HA something about this poster...dunno what it is, but don't think I've laughed so hard...ever...


THATONECHICK -


TAGS: twas a sorry end to that guy
Rating: 4.95/5

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AingealVanHelsing - September 13, 2010, 7:32 am
Could never go too far, and I would definitely still hit that :)
thatonechick - August 23, 2010, 4:18 pm
LMAO Imma cut you! :P
Chompers - August 23, 2010, 10:44 am
I'd hit that.


JUNGLE MYTH #1 -


TAGS: see how that works
Rating: 4.78/5

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CANADA - June 15, 2010, 8:27 am
HAHA! that must have taken some time to make. 5L well earned


HISTORY IS HISTORY -


TAGS: and that ex girlfriend you wish you could have back shes f***ing everybody and i mean everybody
Rating: 4.31/5

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thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:55 am
At least a psychological evaluation. Geez.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
But gender reassignment surgery seems more likely.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
Anger management class hopefully.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:48 am
I miss my newest plaything. :( Where oh where could he be?
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:47 am
True...but lets let that topic slide, if ya know what I mean Vern.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:42 am
Oh, it's not hard to manually change either. :P
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:41 am
Maybe he moved from the basement to the upstairs bedroom, I mean now that it's foiled and all. You know, like baby steps to acquainting himself with the real world. He then celebrated with a new ISP giving him a new IP addy.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:56 am
That's what I think... But I can't find any IP matches, or even similarities. LoL :(
TheTrashHeap - May 19, 2010, 8:54 am
This guy really must be an ex member using a new name. STFU fineline you a**clown.
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:36 am

fineline, please review your cache of work before making a blanket statement on ONE poster from a respected member.
fineline - May 19, 2010, 5:11 am
Wow, you are not funny at all. You should really stop doing this.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 1:08 pm
5 lions you've conceived.


THE SIMPLE PLEASURES - Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother.... upside the head.


TAGS: take that biotch
Rating: 3.79/5

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Bovee - January 19, 2010, 4:10 pm
the picture makes this poster.


THAT’S RIGHT -


TAGS: that s right veterans special
Rating: 3.68/5

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asdf - September 7, 2009, 5:32 pm
Motifakes use to be better
... - August 16, 2009, 10:04 pm
Oh Yeah! Me, my dad, and my grandpa. yep, total agreement with!
KDP3 - August 16, 2009, 2:20 am
d*** right they should have special treatment.


FAIRY TALES REDUX - In this version of the story, the "happy ending" comes when Red Riding Hood gets eaten by the Big Bad Wolf.




RIDING A SCOOTER -




FLUORESCENT BULBS - An integral part of any good hardcore wrestling match.


TAGS: hardcore wrestling that is with clothing
Rating: 3.08/5

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Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 1:51 pm
Enjoy the mercury poisoning the morons!


GANGLAND BEAT-DOWN - Animal Planet Style.


TAGS: that peanut belongs to us
Rating: 2.36/5

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Mongo - August 18, 2010, 1:09 pm
Great pic...uninspired caption.


OLD SCHOOL FATALITY -


TAGS: fatality challenge just remember kiddies greybeards invented that ****
Rating: 4.71/5

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Valek - March 23, 2012, 8:40 am
This is awesome. Such fantastic details for an Etch-A-Sketch, AND rocking my favorite classic game of all time. 5L!
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:50 am
Thank you Sir. I really didn't expect too much for this one.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:49 am
One of two you've made lately that I LOVE!


YOUR SON IS A WINNER -


TAGS: all s well that ends well
Rating: 4.65/5

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SteveFurlong - July 22, 2012, 7:50 pm
I wrecked my mom's car by driving it into a tree. When I was fifteen.


THE ONLY THINGS CO-PILOTS NEED TO SAY - Nice Landing, Sir I'll Buy The First Round I'll Take The Fat Chick


TAGS: that is all
Rating: 4.33/5

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THE HOLY GRAIL - FOUND IT!




BUTT DRILLING - Who To Call When Ex-Lax Just Ain't Enough


TAGS: i hope thats just the owners name
Rating: 3.57/5

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R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 10:49 am
There are WAY too many people gathering to watch! They must be good at what they do! :)


A STORM IN A GLASS OF WATER -


TAGS: who knows maybe it s all just that
Rating: 3.52/5

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phydeaux - January 14, 2010, 12:18 am
A tempest in a teacup? Almost...but 5/5
Derek - January 13, 2010, 4:17 pm
...a storm in a spirit glass?
GreyScorpion - January 13, 2010, 1:18 pm
I like this...."5, and make that with rocks, please"


PMS - Just because I'm bitchy, doesn't mean you're not irritating!




WATERSHIP DOWN 2 - The untold story: After the carnage!




RUNNING WITH POINTY OBJECTS - Not Limited to Scissors




LIFES JOURNEY -


TAGS: ships that pass in the night and speak in passing only a signal shown and a distant voice in the darkness so on the ocean of life we pass and speak only a look and a voice then darkness again and a silence
Rating: 4.85/5

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GaryO - March 19, 2012, 9:43 am
WOW!²
forseti - September 24, 2010, 2:50 am
WOW!
crankyhead - September 23, 2010, 7:40 pm
Rerun, you've outdone yourself.


CHOOSE YOUR FRIENDS CAREFULLY... - It is highly unlikely that you'll ever be held accountable for the actions of your enemies.




STATISTICS -


TAGS: the typical toilet seat only has 49 germs per square inch versus the desktop that has 21 000 that s problematic because a lot of people eat lunch at their desks a typical office disinfects the toilet every night most people don t disenfect their desks
Rating: 4.57/5

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forseti - October 3, 2010, 5:14 am
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger! That's why computer nerds are the toughest guys out there!
AdmiralAckbar - September 26, 2010, 11:39 pm
lysol is a wonderful thing
eldiabloloco - September 26, 2010, 10:31 pm
Lol and the boss does not want us unwashed Maint Techs to use the office restroom
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 9:03 pm
Food for thought...literally


THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY -


TAGS: the one that got away oj simpson hell is waiting
Rating: 4.18/5

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hootizz - February 27, 2011, 2:49 pm
As they say.., 'what goes around.., comes around'...!!


THE CATS ASS -




FAILURE -


TAGS: bones and a collar that is all that is left
Rating: 3.68/5

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Reality Lord - August 31, 2009, 4:22 am

loved it.
MO - August 18, 2009, 6:43 pm
My my my! 5 bent doggy bones, buried in shallow graves. (so we can dig them up quickly and often, and giggle our a**es off)
KDP3 - August 18, 2009, 6:11 pm
my God thats epic
BoneCD - August 18, 2009, 3:41 pm
My pleasure...Thanks guys!
doofenshmirtz - August 18, 2009, 3:22 pm
ha ha ha ha lol lol lmao lmao I ..............think..............I'm ............going....................die.....................lmao lmao...........Oh.............god...........I ............can't .................bre...........ath..................
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 3:10 pm
no no laughing so hard it hurts
BoneCD - August 18, 2009, 3:06 pm
What, too early?
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 2:58 pm
i'm sorry for the owners but im laughing here in pain


CARNIVORE'S DREAM - Giant cheeseburger with over 20 pounds of fixins and topped off with a small child!


TAGS: now thats what i call good eatin
Rating: 3.48/5

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Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:26 pm
isnt this from the news article "Children finally catch p***bear and take revenge" :D 4L's
BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 4:13 pm
mmmmmm 5 mmmmm's


MORGAN FREEMAN -


TAGS: you know you just read that in morgan freemans voice
Rating: 3.4/5

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LordBakumaru - July 2, 2012, 3:12 pm
Every single time!!!!!


DRONES - The first step towards Cyberdyne's creation of the Terminators.




TRAINS IN INDIA - You Have To Ride 'Em Like A Motorcycle Lean Into The Curves




DUMBASS -




Yeah well -




TINKERBELLS TWIN - Continues the cliché that the brunette is always the evil one… At least she doesn’t have the little Van Dyke beard.


TAGS: evil pixie that mugged me a disney world
Rating: 4.85/5

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familyghost - March 28, 2011, 12:11 pm
That's kinda who it is... *shuffles away ashamed he recognized the very scene this is depicting*
Liamdurf - March 21, 2011, 5:40 pm
Looks like Crysta from Ferngully.


OLD AGE -


TAGS: like that doctors appointment old
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2012, 2:53 am
That's the 5hort and long of it.
rerun - May 30, 2012, 8:04 pm

Only worry about yesterday, that is the day the condom broke.
Airman - May 30, 2012, 10:42 am
there comes a time where you hesitate to buy green bananas
GaryO - May 30, 2012, 9:13 am
Yeah, almost too good.
maoworks2 - May 30, 2012, 8:03 am
THat's Just About It, Good One .


TO TAN OR NOT TO TAN -




REGRET -




FOCUS -


TAGS: as a kid i nearly drowned in a goldfish bowl but i saved the cat so i guess that makes me a hero of sorts
Rating: 4.67/5

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thatonechick - July 17, 2010, 10:05 am
Poetry? One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish...
Fatt Matt - April 21, 2010, 5:26 pm
Poetry as always Sean. +5
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 10:25 pm
Amsome! 5L


ARE YOU SURE - no one is following us?


TAGS: that would be inconceivable
Rating: 4.53/5

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union - October 10, 2010, 1:51 pm
I just happen to look back, and something is there.
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 7:46 pm
It's completely and totally inconceivable!


TEMPTING FATE -


TAGS: do you want some cheese and quackers with that whine
Rating: 4.44/5

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ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 2:07 am
AFLAAAAAAC
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:05 am
Scorpion vs Duck....I think I saw that p***o............
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:03 am
LMAO! I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little duck, isn't it?
Mongo - May 8, 2010, 5:17 pm
Very clever....I stood and cheared.


SUICIDE -


TAGS: funny how that works out
Rating: 4.32/5

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LoLmageddon - January 7, 2010, 7:20 am
Slim Shady is a flaming fag.
BoneCD - January 4, 2010, 8:45 pm
PM rerun
rerun - January 4, 2010, 7:31 pm

what program is this? I may want to run it
BoneCD - January 4, 2010, 7:19 pm
Ya know aesop I'm not sure...I use software to collect pictures for me automatically, and that was in the cache one morning.
aesop's folly - January 4, 2010, 7:04 pm
what cartoon is this?
BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 5:20 pm
"Right On" Treehodger!
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 4:16 pm
Because that white dude on the chain with the black dude "looks like" Steven King.
Porcelina - December 31, 2009, 12:05 am
they were probably in awe from their stupidity. haha, good poster
Ed-Hyde - December 29, 2009, 8:24 am
5L, but am I the only one cynical enough to notice that the white guys didn't say a word? Blasted Darwinists!
BoneCD - December 28, 2009, 8:18 pm
Thanks guys
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 8:15 pm
Awesome! 5L's, but I feel silly, I thought it was Michael Jackson!
sickartist - December 28, 2009, 8:06 pm
5L total surprise.
GreyScorpion - December 28, 2009, 8:00 pm
Didn't see that twist coming...5 Cujo's


YOU - Have the power to make a change Just stick a dime in a light socket




CANADA! -


TAGS: coming to win a gosh darn gold medal if that s ok
Rating: 3.91/5

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Mr. Shiny - March 4, 2010, 10:42 pm
Being a dual citizen, I can totally appreciate this, 5L!
MO - March 4, 2010, 9:02 pm
That gif is the first thing that popped into my head Dre.
DreMagnum - March 4, 2010, 8:58 pm
Can I still post that .gif of the three canadiens running into each other?
CANADA - March 4, 2010, 8:54 pm
excellent game!
GreyScorpion - March 4, 2010, 8:41 pm
Puck that!! 5L


WEDDED BLISS - 1950's style. When men were men and women were nervous


TAGS: smack that
Rating: 3.81/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 3:08 am
Hilarious. 5L's


IMPROVEMENT - Change for the better




EMPTINESS -


TAGS: sorry bout that mr chalmers but the cat has since fessed up
Rating: 3.42/5

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5150monkeylove - April 18, 2011, 2:34 am
The Kraken will only be released in times of extreme strife.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 1:46 am
OK..OK I'm sorry....just don't sic your sister on me.
5150monkeylove - April 18, 2011, 1:36 am
(sigh) Ok, I guess I have to break out the raccoon with daddy issues that exacerbate the rabies and distemper infections.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 1:25 am
I see your pit-bull and raise you a 17 year flatulent terrier poodle cross with bad breath and Mommy issues.
5150monkeylove - April 18, 2011, 1:00 am
I see your fugitive pooch and raise you one really vicious Pit
Sean - April 18, 2011, 12:37 am
Ok, THAT tears it! Both yous guys take a hoof in the festnairas outta petty cash. Yous nooks has earned it.
Sean - April 18, 2011, 12:34 am
nearby. I think they are going to catch her in a day it two. Thanks for asking.
Sean - April 18, 2011, 12:33 am
Not yet, but there is hope. The fugitive pooch's den/base of fugitive pooch operations has been found. My guess is that the search team is getting close to catching her. There is also reason to believe that she had a reliable source of food ...
5150monkeylove - April 18, 2011, 12:28 am
must be all the cats he hangs with
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 11:43 pm
Sean has yet to get lucky with the dog. (Pun intended)
5150monkeylove - April 17, 2011, 11:36 pm
Any luck?
Sean - April 17, 2011, 3:28 am
Good night Bone. Night night Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Sean - April 17, 2011, 3:19 am
Well the steakout continues, but my shift is over. Someone else 'll have to unite Chelsea with her owner, who happens to be a little old lady whose husband passed away last year. *sigh*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 2:41 am
Touche
spacedog - April 17, 2011, 2:23 am
That would be cannibalism wouldn't it?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 2:12 am
What kinda steak?...I'm willing to play doggie.....It can't be that cold there.....we're slowly drowning in melt water.
Sean - April 17, 2011, 2:04 am
I got another hour to go on the doggie steakout (the bait really is steak), and it's good to have you around Moooooooooooooooooooooooo, as I slowly freeze to death.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 1:54 am
I'm having a down day, I'm just glad to see old friends.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 1:53 am
It was an act of love....you guys are my "rainy day people"...as Mr Lightfoot put it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 1:45 am
Cheers! Go python!
Sean - April 17, 2011, 1:45 am
Now that was totally unnotcalled for.
Sean - April 17, 2011, 1:44 am
I'll take that as a compliment -- as desperate as that makes me look.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 1:32 am
Did you mean Iphone or python?...I'm voting for python....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 1:31 am
Sean and Bone on the same day.....My faith is renewed....you guys both suck Hardcore :)
Sean - April 17, 2011, 12:58 am
3 hours into my 5 hour shift and no sign of the perp pooch. Ah well ...
Sean - April 17, 2011, 12:57 am
Hey, where was that stray cat when you needed him most, eh? *sigh*
BoneCD - April 17, 2011, 12:39 am
Humane Trap: When my wife got me drunk and stuck me in front of her Rabbi and asked me if I wanted another drink. I said "I do"...and the rest is history.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 11:43 pm
the stray cat that just sauntered past doesn't set the d*** thing off.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 11:42 pm
As I type this I am literally on a stakeout. There is a Burnese Mountain dog that ran away from a doggie daycare and has been on the loose for 3 months. I am in a car near a ravine keeping an eye on the (humane) trap. Me and my iPhone are hoping ...
The Goat - October 5, 2009, 6:29 pm
Any reasonably cute Corgi gets an automatic 5 lions from me!
spacedog - October 5, 2009, 10:03 am
Excellent.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:02 am
Mhm. Watching you, son...
Sean - October 5, 2009, 12:01 am
He got a little high on the ol' catnip and admitted the whole d*** thing. Completely volutary.
agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 11:52 pm
A feline fall-guy, Sean? For shame.
Sean - October 4, 2009, 11:39 pm
Not really. The cat staged the whole thing. *sigh*
agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 11:35 pm
You did what you hadda do. 5L


BON APPETIT -


TAGS: what s that the refrig is down
Rating: 3.39/5

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Alexis.Chu - September 12, 2009, 10:25 pm
Yuk !! American food x(


TRICOPHOBIA - "Fear of Hair" Funny, my only fear is that my back hair is somehow sneaking up on me


TAGS: september challenge that and my nose hair
Rating: 3.1/5

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BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 7:25 am
My Uncle Hans thought that back hair made a great comb over...
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 11:46 pm
Back at ya.
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
Aggy, PMs. :)
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 11:26 pm
It's gone black... and will resurface in your nose and ears.


TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM -


TAGS: thats what friends are for
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:50 pm
You got it wrong... that badass is BOARDING!


Coffee -


TAGS: coffee coffee coffee gimme dat coffee and none of that frou frou crap
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - November 16, 2014, 7:49 pm
...and thi5 goes into the Classroom File...God bless whomever boiled that first bean...
MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 2:22 pm
I take mine with 2 cigarettes and just a drop of cream. Come on over...the pot's a brewing and the lighter is in my hand.
spacedog - November 16, 2014, 11:26 am
Amen to that Silver.
mizzdizz - November 16, 2014, 10:22 am
Cup of coffee and a cigarette . . . calms me right down! Better than a valium salt lick! Lol!
Greeny - November 16, 2014, 10:12 am
It's near the top of my wet & warm list
Thedge - November 16, 2014, 9:32 am
Sadly, the placebo effect only.


RIGHT! -


TAGS: right stop that and now for something completely different pzy
Rating: 4.81/5

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Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:29 pm
Is the first picture from Fawlty Towers?
ArturiusMaxwell - August 31, 2011, 8:39 am
Automatic approval rating of 5L
Airman - February 28, 2011, 12:30 pm
lol


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